printr · solana · 15-min cycles
don’t get
vamped.
A token is launched. Creator fees print every block. Someone has to decide where they go.
02Vampr claims them every 15 minutes and splits them by protocol: 50 % into LP · 30 % buys back $VAMPR · 20 % burns supply.
03The creator cannot intercept. The LP only grows. The float only shrinks. Discipline, on rails.
specimen.01
the vampire, disarmed.
section / 02 — the ledger
every cycle
is on-chain.
Counts below update in real time — claims, LP adds, buybacks, burns. No spreadsheets. No trust.
0
tokens launched
0.000
sol to lp (50%)
0.000
sol to buyback (30%)
0.000
sol to burn (20%)
manifesto — 03
they vamp.
we discipline.
A vampire takes without returning. In markets, it looks like a founder collecting fees behind a dashboard while the chart quietly bleeds out.
Vampr removes the dashboard. Fees are claimed by protocol, split by formula, and sent to three public destinations — before any human can touch them.
04 — autopsy
the anatomy of a
vamping.
four
phases
01
launch
Creator deploys a meme on a launchpad, grabs a ticker, mints an ATA.
T + 0s
02
hype
Early buyers pile in. Volume spikes. Fees accrue to the creator wallet.
T + 10m
03
drain
Creator withdraws fees, sells the initial buy, stops engaging. Chart flattens.
T + 2h
04
bleed
LP stays thin. Holders exit. The token becomes a ghost.
T + 2d
one input.
three destinations.
05 — the split
every fee,
three ways.
permanent liquidity
added to the Meteora DAMM v2 pool and locked forever. LP gets deeper every single cycle.
$VAMPR buyback
routed to the treasury and swapped for $VAMPR on Jupiter. concentrated bid pressure, scheduled.
supply burn
buys the launched token on the market and burns it. the float only goes one way — down.
06 — the cycle
fifteen minutes.
repeat indefinitely.
The cron is not a feature. It is the product. Every tick collapses opportunity for manipulation and forces capital into destinations you can verify on a block explorer.
t · 00:00
claim
claim_dbc_fees + distribute — Printr pool → creator wallet as SOL.
t · 00:05
split
available SOL sliced into 50 / 30 / 20 and gas reserved.
t · 00:08
execute
LP add → treasury transfer → market buy + burn, in order.
t · 00:14
ledger
token_stats row updated. transaction hashes public.
t · 15:00
loop
next interval fires. there is no pause button.
07 — comparative
without vampr
a promise. a prayer.
- —fees accrue to an EOA the creator controls
- —LP stays flat while volume fuels private extraction
- —burns happen manually, if at all, on a schedule the creator picks
- —the community holds screenshots, not guarantees
with vampr
a protocol. a receipt.
- →fees locked in a vampr-owned creator wallet, claimed by cron
- →LP deepens every 15 min, position locked forever
- →burns are automatic and verifiable by signature
- →your community audits the ledger, not the founder
08 — enlist
stop the
vampires.
One SOL. Three destinations for every fee. A cron that never sleeps. If you’re launching, launch through vampr.